He left this gem, among others, on my vmail a few months back, and I still can't bring myself to delete the message:
"I hope you get ass cancer."
Now it's funny because I'm young and don't have to worry yet about ass cancer, per se..and it's also funny because it's Byam, telling me that I should get ass cancer, almost threatening me with it. Classic Byam humor. Ass cancer...it just doesn't get much better than that. Unless you, uh, ya know..are diagnosed with it.